If you haven't checked it out yet. Reasons Why My Son Is Crying is a blog created by a dad who felt the necessity to share with the world how ridiculous and outrageous the reasons his son cries for can be.
If you have a son or daughter, you know that kids cry for no special reason. They can see a fluffy puppy and suddenly get sad...and the result is what this super clever dad decided to do in his blog posts.
My 10 favorites are:
If you were not born with super powers that will cause you to do everything faster than lightning. Chances are that your son will cry 100% of the times you aren't fast enough.
Because the cheese will obviously taste terribly worse if broken in two pieces.
How mean are you that you did what your son asked! ?
I would probably cry too...
Maybe the butter that was put on his rice should have been spread on the slide?
My favorite of all...and the most common:
If you haven't checed out, click here and see all the non-sense reasons your current or future son is or will cry for!