Courtney Stodden has Multiple Personalities. Good.

I'm a bit reluctant to admit this, but Courtney Stodden might be smarter than I (and everyone else on this planet) give her credit for.

She might be a lot smarter, actually.

Playing her half-sister "Courtland," Courtney accurately points out all the things that are messed up about here, proving there might be signs of life inside that head of hers.

Just kidding. Watch the video, and then make up for it by doing something productive.

Seriously, who the hell names their dog "Dourtney""