There was once a boy named Kanye and a girl named Kim who fell in love and wanted to have a baby to shower with their love. It is a really beautiful story, especially since they are both the most self-absorbed people in the world so it is really fitting that they are together and giving the world the gift of the Kimye baby girl.
With all fairytales there is a villain who will try to steal the attention from the beautiful heroine, and the role of enemy for the Kimye baby, who I will refer to as Kassidy, or Kristina, or Kreyshawn, will go to none other than future BFF Blue Ivy. Yes, these frenemies will battle it out with tabloid attention for the rest of their lives as their parents rule the world. My theory is that Kanye is really adamant about making this Jay-Z/Bey/Kimye superpac happen and so if Beyonce was going to pop out a kid he needed one NOW. Little did he know he was going to subject his little girl to (among many other issues) constant competition from a girl who almost got her name trademarked.
The world's favorite baby is obviously going to be Kate Middleton's princess so that's out, but America's golden child is still (sort of) up for grabs. Blue Ivy is loving the limelight right now, what with a hospital floor all to herself when she was born and cameos in mom's new documentary, but she better hold on to that title. Kacey Kassandra Kamile Kardashian-West is making her debut soon and she will fight for the title.
The battle is on!