If you're a fan of The Beatles like I am (I blame my mother for brainwashing me while I was growing up,) then you'll want to catch American Idol tonight.
Or don't. Just listen to some of their albums if you want to avoid Nicki Minaj's antics...
8PM, FOX: Finalists perform John Lennon and Paul McCartney songs for the judges.
Wow, way to burn George Harrison and Ringo Starr, American Idol.
8PM, CW: Oliver’s ex, the Huntress, threatens to destroy everything and everyone he cares about
Clearly, no one told Oliver "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
9PM, CBS: The team investigates victims who were sharing details about their personal lives and inner desires online.
A/S/L? (The number of you that are going to have to Google that to get the joke makes me sad and also equals the amount of Cheeze Puffs I'll be eating tonight)
My Strange Addiction
10PM, TLC: Michelle, 29, has been addicted to drinking blood for 15 years
TLC has found the original Twilight fan, someone give this channel an award.
10PM, TNT: A baby’s death shakes Lydia to her core.
Well, if Lydia's reaction was to celebrate, I'd have to call her a bitch.
10PM, USA: Episode Title: No Country for Two Old Men
I'm only watching this if Javier Bardem guest stars in the episode.
10PM, FX: Philip and Elizabeth must stop an assassin from taking out key U.S. scientists.
Quick, somebody get Bill Nye to the underground bunker!