2013 is still sucking for Justin Bieber. He thought that things would go uphill after the worst birthday of his life but adulthood has been shitty to him (and he still can't grow any chest hair!) He thought things couldn't get worse after his role in "Teen World's Most Powerful Couple" ended but now Selena is totally winning the breakup. She has come out with a new edgy movie, Spring Breakers, and all he managed to do was have a tantrum.
But it was an adult tantrum, don't worry.
Then Selena went on David Letterman on Monday and made fun of him. David Letterman made the prerequisite 'so you broke up...?' comment and tried to make a funny:
To which Selena responded:
Then they fist bumped. Ouch. Everybody knows fist bumps are the worst insult.
Bieber nation exploded and fans were really upset. If the battle didn't already occur, it's on! Sel fans vs. Beliebers: the final showdown. Selena is totally dead to the Beliebers.
Oh burn. Now Sel and Letterman are BFFs and Bieber went under his covers to cry.
In other news, Justin thanked Paris Hilton on twitter and told her he loved her in French, which now means they're dating. At least I hope they would be dating, that would be the ultimate comeback move (sarcasm is a beautiful thing.) Here's an idea: he could feature her in his sure-to-be-upcoming remix of "Cry Me A River" in his quest to become JT.
Watch the horrifying insult below.