Well that's a total lie. It feels good to say it, though, like maybe one day it could be true. Don't worry, though, for now he is still running his mouth and throwing feces around. Literally.
Apparently, being Charlie Sheen's daughter isn't hard enough, and last year a little terror named Victoria was bullying Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards's daughter Sam at her elementary school, Viewpoint. She was calling her names, making fun of her looks, and laughing about how daddy Sheen got fired from Two and a Half Men. Ouch. No matter what Charlie Sheen has done in the past, his daughter doesn't need to take the hit for it!
TMZ reported that Denise met with school officials three times to complain about the bullying without any success and then met with Victoria's parents who claimed Sam was lying about the whole thing. Charlie and Denise decided to transfer Sam to a different school last May. But Charlie wouldn't let that be the end of it. Duh.
At 11:14PM this Wednesday, Charlie was watching Braxton Family Values and got to thinking about his own family values. He became enraged, reminded of this incident, and took to twitter:
Charlie goes on:
Then he put down his bucket of chicken wings and was like, 'WINNING?' No. Not winning. Not appropriate. That's not how we talk to 9-year-olds. I would expect this kind of lashing out from Charlie on the reg, but attacking kids? This isn't what we call protecting your kids from bullies, this is harassment. Victoria is probably more scarred from this whole experience than little Sammy.
Viewpoint School saw this and was like, didn't we deal with this LAST YEAR? But having a Charlie Sheen threat out there isn't something to take lightly, so they responded to parents through twitter (when did twitter become the most credible PSA tool?):
The school also got a police car in front of the school and increased security presence to prevent Charlie Sheen from actually running around with feces in the hallways. I wouldn't put it past him.
Of Course, Charlie had to have the last word, telling TMZ, that Viewpoint just needed a "visual reminder" to remember the incident. So I guess it's just a matter of time before he creates his poop graffiti?
At the end of the day, we all know this incident is Charlie's fault. I mean, Denise Richards' daughter being ugly? Unlikely. Come on, Victoria. Don't pretend to rag on her looks when it's really just about her dad. And Charlie, maybe if you got your shit together kids wouldn't be making fun of your daughter. Maybe instead of threatening little girls with eggs and poop, you could prevent the next bullying incident that is sure to happen as a result of this (kids can be mean!) and get some therapy already.
But seriously, Victoria, stop bullying little girls! Charlie Sheen isn't the only one to have to learn a big kid lesson here.