You Insticators know what I'll be doing tonight.
That's right, watching Dance Moms and yelling at Abby Lee McTerrible through my TV screen. If that's not your cup of tea (Or coffee, or tequila, or whatever,) you can check out what else is on tonight:
8PM, FOX; Season Premiere: Ramsay sends contestants out of the kitchen after a rocky first dinner service.
I’m watching this just because I hope he comes up with new and creative ways of berating contestants.
Celebrity Wife Swap
8PM, ABC: Actor Alan Thicke’s wife, Tanya, finds comic Gilbert Gottfried’s economical ways a shock when she leaves her lavish life to trade places with Gottfried’s wife, Dara.
I honestly didn't realize Alan Thicke was still living the life of luxury.
8PM, Lifetime: The girls struggle with a military-inspired group dance.
They should have just left the description at "The girls struggle" and that would sum up all the episodes of Dance Moms.
19 Kids and Counting: Duggars Do Asia
9PM, TLC; Season Premiere The Duggars are taking their first trip to Asia.
The Chinese Government is going to take one look at all these kids and go "WTF?"
10PM, FX: Drew Thompson slips through the fingers of Raylan, Boyd and the Detroit mob.
Sounds like Drew is a bit of a magician, no?
World’s Worst Tenants
10PM, Spike; Season Premier: A tenant is saved from carbon monoxide poisoning; Rick finds decomposing bodies in a funeral home.
Maybe I'm being a little obtuse here, but wouldn't you normally find decomposing bodies in a funeral home?
What will you be watching tonight, Insticators?