Don't worry, it's not baby maker of the century Michelle Duggar that's pregnant (how many kids are they at now? 20? 32?) It's eldest son Josh Duggar and wife Anna who are expecting their third child.
Of course Jim Bob and Michelle are over the moon with the news.
What Jim Bob really meant to say is that they're thrilled their clan is growing and will shortly be able to take over the world.
This news conveniently breaks right before the Duggars make their return to TV tomorrow night, but I'm not going to throw any shade their way because the sneak peak of the Duggars in Asia has me secretly excited:
So congrats, Josh and Anna, and thanks for not telling us anything important, like the gender of the baby or what you're going to name it!