Disney stars are always stealing the attention when they have their post-fame downward spirals, so Amanda Bynes is trying to take one for the team and say that Nickelodeon stars can spaz out just as well as those DIsney brats. Now, she has had her issues for awhile, but I was recently alerted to her fab makeover and her new cheek piercings (Both cheeks! That is commitment) and so I guess that is her version of Britney's shaved head: the real rock bottom.
I would try to say that this poor fashion choice was just a mistake that seemed cuter in her head and cry "leave Amanda alone!!!" but her recent hit-and-run charges are really appalling. This is not just Miley smoking from a bong or Bieber's recent tantrums about his birthday, this is called a serious crime. Not cool, Amanda. I always try to give teen stars a break because I'm sure being a celeb so young can be hard (Did I really just say that?) but no sympathy from me, Ms. Bynes. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
She's really taken to twitter to do most of her crazy (That's how it's done these days kids. Current child stars, take note.) She tried to speak her mind and start the dumbest feud in the world by calling Jay-Z ugly (Doesn't she know the power of the Jay/Bey empire?) and then she just wanted to share her world with us by posting weird selfies with wigs and tweeting gems like, "If it is meant to be, our hearts will find each other when we meet. And if our hearts melt together so will our bodies and souls." That's either her trying to say "me so sad" or it was just so damn poetic it went right over my head.
She hasn't been in anything since Easy A because she's "focusing on being a fashion designer," she was evicted from her NYC apartment for smoking marijuana, and she doesn't know how to take selfies without flash. I can't look at her twitter anymore, it's making me angry because I actually used to think she was awesome. Thankfully the X-Factor judges panel seems to be a safe haven for previously disgraced teen stars, so there is hope for her yet...