For those who are a bit behind in the news, a little over a month ago the immortal playboy Hugh Hefner got married...yet again! For those who thought he would calm down and just play with the bunnies who inhabit his mansion after being left at the altar...you were wrong!
The infamous womanizer and Crystal Harris tied the knot in a ceremony at the Playboy Mansion last December 31.
The soon-to-be 87 year old seems to have left his days of glory behind, though. The age seems to be catching up with one of the most envied men of all times, who had Playmates for breakfast, lunch and dinner (probably for snack too, here and there).
In recent interview, Crystal said in regards to her marriage: "I feel like since Hef is older now and he's had…the phase of his life—the phases of all the girlfriends and all that kind of stuff—I feel now is more, you know, like cuddling up and watching a movie or playing backgammon. We play Uno with the girls...Dominoes."
Now, hold on...what has the world become?! The King of the perverts, who has a chandelier decorated with a collection of thongs, who has dated up to SEVEN girls at the same time (twin sisters more than once)...is now playing Dominoes with Playmates?? Among the infinity of things you could do with a Playmate...
Crystal, bunny, you can't open your mouth and knock down the reputation Hugh had been cultivating for decades (even though you did it once before)...you could have used a little compassion and said that you have wild sex every night!
All the men who dream to be Hefner when they grow-up would also be very pleased about the possibility of aging without losing their mojo...bad, bad girl, Crystal! It seems like you won't be getting a spanking for bad behavior though...
Insticators, share your thoughts: Is Hugh really exchanging Bimbo for Bingo?