Obviously wanting to steal from Steve Martin's "where the heck did this baby come from?" thunder, celebrity blogger Perez Hilton (AKA Mario Lavandeira) announced yesterday that he welcomed a son into the world earlier this month.
That's great and all, but where did the baby come from?
So far, it' not clear if Perez adopted or had a surrogate. Hell, we don't even know the kid's name yet! Does Perez even have a significant other, or is he doing the single father routine?
Either way, congrats Perez, but be careful! Now that you've released a picture of your boy, some people that you've burned by drawing semen on their faces (real mature, by the way,) might just take to photoshop themselves...