Kate Gosselin and Kendra Wilkinson are trading places for the premiere episode of Celebrity Wife Swap tonight. How the hell did Kendra agree to get the short end of the stick in this arrangement?
TV Producers: Kendra, we want you to be on the premiere episode of Celebrity Wife Swap! Just sign this contract here!
Kendra: *signing* Great! Who am I trading places with? Tiny Fey? Gwen Stefani? Jada Pinkett-Smith?
TV Producers: Kate Gosselin! *takes contract and parachutes out of headquarters*
At least, that's how we're imagining the meeting went down, because how else could she have agreed to become a single mother of eight kids?
I don't know how Hank is going to survive. Every time Kate opens her mouth, it's like:
Here's a clip, just in case any of you are dying from anticipation of tonight's premiere:
I want to smack Kate already, don't you?
Are any of you Insticators going to be watching tonight? I'd tune in, but I'll be too busy foaming at the mouth, waiting for Dance Moms to come on.