You have to hand it to Steve Martin, he really is a sneaky one. He and his wife welcomed a baby boy into their lives two months ago, and we're just finding out about it now!
Seriously, how did no one know about this? Are the paps so disinterested in Steve Martin that no one was around to say "Hey, check out Steve's wife! She's looking kind of pregnant-y, don't you think?"
Some people are nay-saying the happy news, since Martin is 67 years old. So what, he'll be 80 when his son is 13, big deal! We say rock on with your bad self, Steve!
Besides, he plays the banjo and hands out $50,000 checks like it ain't no thing. Skip ahead to the three minute mark if you're impatient, otherwise just enjoy the awesomeness that is Steve Martin.
Belated congrats to you and your wife, Steve!