Some people are a little ticked off with how the finale of American Horror Story Asylum went down last night, and I don't blame them. There were a few moments that left people scratching their heads, but if the head scratching is still going you probably have lice. Get that shit checked out.
For example, that scene with Sister Jude being lead down the hallway by Kit's alien children (Not illegal immigrants. We're talking about the kind that want to suck you up in their spaceship and give you an anal probe) and suddenly they are IN A FOREST!?
Yeah, we hear all you haters saying "suspend your disbelief." Well suspend this:
THE ALIEN STORY LINE WAS NOT CLEARED UP WHATSOEVER!
If you watch any TV show or movie that has aliens in it, you know that the aliens have some sort of purpose and at least a half decent back story. Shit, When Mars Attacks is a joke of a movie, but at least you knew where these bitches were coming from and what they wanted (Spoiler: Earth.) Going by the show, it seems like these aliens like bringing dead women back to life with alien babies? I'm not really sure, and when I went to go ask our resident AHSA expert, she was too busy foaming at the mouth, mumbling about aliens (J/K, Marissa, we love you boo!)
We maybe would have found out more about these aliens when Grace was drawing pictures about them and making alien talk, but apparently that sort of talk isn't allowed in Kit's household because ALMA TAKES A FUCKING AXE AND CHOPS HER UP INTO LITTLE, FUN SIZED PIECES.
So you know, THANKS for killing off the one person who maybe could have told us more about the aliens. We're not even going to get in on Kit's old ass wheeling himself into, what we are probably meant to assume, the light of the aliens. Knowing their track record, they'll probably bring him back to life and make him preggars too.
But OMG, you know what was awesome? Lana's expose about the conditions at
Briarcliff was legit just like Geraldo Rivera's expose on Willowbrook!
You gotta love how Lana talks down Blood Face Jr. from killing her, reminding him that he's half her too, only to blow his face off. That's a bad bitch, right there.
What can we look forward to in Season 3? It'll be set in present time (all that jumping back in forth in time gives me a headache) and will have roooooomance at the center of it. If I wanted romance, I'd watch The Bachelor or Catfish. All I'm saying is there better be more than a fair share of horror next season and not people making eyes at each other (what does that phrase even really mean!?)
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