Jesus. H. Christ. It’s 2012 and for some reason we’re still talking about Lindsay Lohan - a girl who hasn’t done anything remotely redeeming since Mean Girls (which by the way came out in 2004 - do you feel old, now?)
Anyway, Li'l Miss Lohan has decided that maybe it’s time to do something with her life other than go to rehab annually, and has a couple of films ("films") coming out this year: “Liz and Dick” where she stars as Elizabeth Taylor (haaaaaaaaaaaa) and some movie called “The Canyon” where she stars opposite James Deen (he’s a pornstar!) It's also probably worth mentioning that the much ballyhooed Liz and DIck is a Lifetime movie, so um, is not a movie at all.
While I guess these are steps in the right direction, apparently the stress of actually doing something with her days is getting to her, because in early July, seven (yep, 7!) paramedics stumbled upon Lindsay passed out in her hotel room. (She was “dehydrated.”)
Ultimately, my guess is that LiLo is just not going to be able to protect herself from, well, herself. With the dehydration-collapse and of course that f’ing bald spot, it seems prettttty likely that drugs are back in the mix (were they ever gone?) and the only comeback LiLo’s gonna be making is to rehab.
What do you guys think? Is there hope for LiLo? Clap your hands if you believe.