Woah, woah, woah, hold the phonnnnnne. When Nicki Minaj said she was going to vote for Mitt Romney that was some kind of joke? This Nicki Minaj, right??
I mean look at her, she has Republican written all over her. If ever I were to describe the archetype of a person would support a very Mormon and very white Republican running for President, that’s basically exactly what I would describe. Female? Check. Black? Check. Splits her time between LA and NYC? Check.
I mean, ESPECIALLY since his opponent is black. I’m always hearing about black on black crime, so black people clearly don’t like other black people, which is why it’s really confusing that Nicki Minaj is voting for Obama. Maybe it’s because he’s only half black?
Anyway, the whole conversation is moot because Nicki isn’t even registered to vote. And really, why should she be? Who has time to vote these days? Seriously, The Voice's season premiere was fucking three-nights. Three nights! How can I find time to do anything when I live in a world where it takes up 6 hours of my life to watch a season premiere of a television show. Remember Friends? That was like 22 minutes. In and out and on with your life. I could read books back then, sometimes even newspapers, I had friends and hobbies (remember those?,) I made it to the gym, and called my mom on Sundays, and I still had time to vote.
Not that it ever really mattered who Nicki Minaj was voting for (every vote counts my asssssssss,) but now we know for sure that it 100% does not matter who she imagines she would vote for. But, just to be clear, Nicki, *sending love and support* to the President on Twitter doesn’t count as voting for him. I know Democracy is complicated, so I just thought you might like to know.