In honor of the blessed union of Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds (and their inevitable divorce,) we’ve put together a list of 5 of our favorite hort-lived celebrity marriages. I’m not saying that I hope that Blyan Livnolds doesn’t last, I’m just saying that of course they aren’t going to, don’t be an idiot. I mean, Mazel Tov and all, but come on.
Blake was most recently linked to Leonardo DiCaprio, the two had what everyone called a “whirlwind romance” which is basically the Tabloids way of saying that two underemployed actors spent a summer smiling broadly for cameras while they jetted around the world doing rich people things like hanging out on boats and, like, being in Dubai or whatever. The couple split ways when Leonardo decided it was time to go back to doing what he does best, Victoria’s Secret models.
Anyway, I digress. This is about Blake and Ryan, their doomed nuptials, and the elite group of failed celebrity marriages that preceded them. So, here are my favorite comically short marriages of all time, a club that Blake and Ryan are soon to join. Enjoy!