Kim and Kanye are Expecting a Girl!

Two Kanye mentions in one day? It's like Christmas!

A source close to the couple (read as: Pimp Mama Kris Jenner) told UsWeekly (wait...didn't Kim JUST say she wanted her life to be more private?) that the soon to be parents are "over the moon" and Kanye and has "always wanted a baby girl."

Hold up, I've always wanted a billion dollars, but that doesn't make me a billionaire. Something tells me that they're (read as: Kris Jenne) going to milk this pregnancy (I'm sure I just missed a pregnancy joke right there) for all it's worth, so don't be surprised to hear Kim is really have a boy, then twins, then triplets and then back to just one baby girl.

However, for the love of fashion, what the hell is this!?:

Photo Credit: The Superficial

Photo Credit: The Superficial

Photo Credit: The Superficial
Photo Credit: The Superficial

Did Kim wake up and decide she wanted to look lik a python that got free at an all you can eat buffet? Because if she did, bravo!, she nailed it!

Kim, word of advice: fire your (mother) stylist, ASAP!

Kanye West is Just a Tiny Bit Mad

It appears Kanye was some things to get off his chest. Mainly, being snubbed by the Grammys and how he's not really a fan of Justin Timberlake's new hit "Suit & Tie."

At a concert in London a few nights ago, an audience member was able to catch Kanye's outspoken lyrics on film. Skip to the six minute mark for the mini rant:

Here's the transcript:

Remind me again why we’re in this shit?
Remind me again why the Grammys could suck my dick?
Remind me again who’s the original Superfly?
And I got love for Hov,
but I’m not fucking with that ‘Suit and Tie’
— Kanye West

Oh good, I'm glad he specified that his beef isn't with Jay Z, otherwise his offspring with Kim Kardashian would not be having any play dates with Blue Ivy Carter. That's Kayne, always thinking two steps ahead...

Was The Onion Out of Line?

The Onion is known for thei "show no mercy" style of writing. As "America's Finest News Source," they're very much of the "Shoot first, shoot some more, never ask questions" mindset. They feature headlines such as Republicans Reach Out To Women With New 'No Punch Pretty Lady' Bill,  Rich White People Get Latino Guy To Do Some Work For Them and Completely Self-Absorbed Obama Gets Up And Just Talks For An Hour Straight

Getting the idea, right?

So some people are claiming The Onion went a little too far last night, calling 9-year old actress Quvenzhane Wallisa (Beasts of the Southern Wild) a 4-letter C-word in a tweet during last night's Oscars:


First off, how adorable looking was she last night?

Work that puppy purse!

Work that puppy purse!

A lot of people were up in arms over this, and The Onion has removed the offensive tweet. The question is, were they out of line?

Yes, she's a 9-year old girl, but as always, The Onion never does anything with a truly malicious intent. However, it seems that they were feeling a little guilty by removing the tweet.

Was The Onion out of line, or was this just par for the course?

UPDATE: The Onion has apologized!