What to Watch Tonight

Looking for something to watch tonight? Here's our top five shows:



10PM, FX:  A snake bites Archer in a special place.

It's his ego, isn't it? The snake bites him in his ego...

Parks and Recreation


8:30PM, NBC:  Leslie and Ben work to complete a years-long project in two hours.

How could anything go wrong!?



8PM, NBC:  The study group goes to the annual Inspector Spacetime Convention.

Doctor Who + Sherlock Holmes = Inspector Spacetime.

Comic Book Men


9PM, AMC:  The guys want to make a sandwich that represents the Stash.

Well great, now I'm hungry.

The Big Bang Theory

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8PM, CBS:  Penny’s acting skills impress Sheldon.


What will you be watching tonight? Are you going to watch all of our top five shows?

Kim Kardashian is NOT Quitting Reality TV

I was surfing the interwebz this morning, and saw all these blogs stating that Kanye's baby mama Kim Kardashian is quitting Keeping Up With The Kardashians after season nine.

People actually believed this? That would be like the first five or so times Brett Farve said he was retiring, and then, you know...came back out of retirement. 

But really, Kim quit reality TV? Come on...


A bunch of people hit the panic button after misconstruing something Kim said in a recent interview with Dujour Magazine. Don't worry, Kim took to 
her blog Wednesday afternoon in a post titled, “Regarding My Dujour Interview and Keeping Up With the Kardashians” to clear up what was actually said in the interview.

I know that many of you have read the Dujour Magazine interview I just did. In the article, I was asked about continuing on with ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians.’ As everyone knows, we are extremely proud of the show and all of us are staying on through at least season 10
— Kimmy K-Dash (It's her DJ Name)
Pimp Mama Kris Jenner can't have her cash cow quitting now!

Pimp Mama Kris Jenner can't have her cash cow quitting now!

So everyone breathe easy, Kim isn't going anywhere, yet. Sure, she said she's wants to live a more private life once the baby is born, but we think that just means she won't tweet her butt x-rays anymore.

That will be one sad day.

From the WTF Files: Police Contacted Mother About Son's Death Over Facebook

Yes, you read that headline right.

One day, Anna Lamb-Creasey's son disappeared without a trace. She called the usual places a missing person might show up. She waited anxiously for days, weeks and then a month, desperate to hear anything about her son. She posted to his Facebook page: "Rickie where are you? Love mom."

This is probably not the best way to tell someone their loved one is dead...

This is probably not the best way to tell someone their loved one is dead...

Unfortunately, as it turns out, Rickie was dead. He was struck and killed by a car on Jan. 24th, and making this story even sadder, the driver wasn't charged.

So here is when things get weird: The Clayton County, GA. police contacted both his mother and sister from an employee's account, whose profile picture was that of rapper T.I. 


Imagine getting a message from someone called "Misty" who is claiming to actually be a Lt. Schindler in your "Other" folder on Facebook. You'd naturally think it was a scam, which is what Rickie's mother and sister thought.

I had to go back and check where my "Other" folder was! How many of you check this? It's where messages get dumped that are sent by people who don't know you, but if you cough up a buck, it'll be moved to your dominant folder. So the police couldn't even do that!

It's hard to swallow that this police department couldn't find a more professional way of contacting Rickie's relatives. By taking this unprofessional route, Rickie's body lay in the morgue, unclaimed, for 20 days. It's their job to catch criminals, but they can't locate a woman who has been working at the same place for the past 13 years?

Shame on yo Clayton County Police Department. Shame on you.